Avengers: Infinity War, Epic Fights, Space Battles and…

Although I’ve seen most of the comic book movies over the last 15 years, the genre is not one of my film favorites. However, this third Avengers movie promised to be, well, super because of the all-star cast from so many other good movies coming together. It should have stirred the heart strings and made my pulse race with tension. Instead, it left me with an overwhelming sense of “meh.”

Spoiler Alerts

Avengers: Infinity War had all the major players with the notable exception of Antman. Screen time is dominated by Ironman, Thor, and Peter Quill, although  Dr. Strange, Black Panther, Gamora, and Black Widow play major roles as well. Everyone else in the Marvel movie world shows up in smaller, sometimes bit parts. That’s okay too because having the audience follow too many superheroes in their multiple storylines would be too confusing. The plot bordered on that already with a lot of jumping between Earth attacks and Thanos progressing his way through his stone collection on other worlds. I never felt bored with the movie, but I never engaged with it either.A Infinity Wars

What Went Wrong?

In the roughly 2.5 hours I sat in the theater, I never felt emotionally involved with the film. By trying to force so much story in a short time, the creators didn’t slow down long enough for the audience to develop any attachment to the scenes. Tears should have flowed when Gamora begs for death or when many of the heroes meet their death. Some audience members did cry. Unfortunately, I simply walked away with a feeling that it wasn’t real.

Instead of focusing on the relationships, my mind filled with all the mistakes they made. First if Gamora is so important to Thanos’ scheme, why didn’t she disappear to unknown parts? Surely the galaxy is big enough to hide in. I also felt that Dr. Strange’s character was downgraded dramatically from his stand-alone film. Here is a guy that held another interdimensional god at bay with time manipulations. Why wasn’t this an option again? He also freaked out and befuddled two other gods, Loki and Thor. Granted neither of those have high intelligence skills but Dr. Strange even trapped Loki into an ever-falling dimension. Why could this not happen to Thanos’ minions? I will say (Spoiler!) that Dr. Strange gave the biggest hint of all about the end of the war, (not the same as the end of the movie) in two separate lines.

The end of the movie proved to be worse. During the final fight in Wakanda, the forces of good go up against the forces of alien in an epic battle that reminded me of scenes of Braveheart. It shouldn’t have. Braveheart was set back in the pre-technology days where swords and spears made sense. We’ve got guns people! Bombs! And Wakanda is supposed to own advanced technology. They used it but in limited ways. So why are we fighting hand to hand here? Why not wait to bomb the raging critters after they’ve come through the shield? Why run full speed into battle, exhausting yourself before the first blow and dispersing your troops? Looks good on film but dumb in battle.

Finally, I didn’t go into the theater expecting to see the first in a two-movie story. This always irritates me because I expect a film to wrap up the plot unless it is otherwise advertised. Avengers: Infinity War ends with half or more of the heroes dead. Thanos won. Heck, half of the galaxy is instantly erased from existence. Why do I know it is a two-movie plot? Because no studio would ever kill successful cash cows such as the Black Panther, Spiderman, and Thor without a plan to bring them back. Since the wielder of the infinity stones controls time, reality, and space, death becomes an easy fix.

By the end, I didn’t feel like I wasted money but I would not see it again. Nor am I sure I will buy the Blu-ray when it comes out. Considering I’ve collected many of the comic book movies, that says a lot.

So should you see it? If you’ve followed the comic book movies, then yes, see this film. No doubt the plot will be a major factor in the future MCU films. If you are not a Marvel fan, then don’t bother. For all of its fast pace, great CGI and pageantry, Avengers: Infinity War fails to stand on its own.

 

 

 

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